Thursday, August 29, 2013

Bitch, Please!


There are hundreds of acceptable bridesmaid gifts. But, there are two things you don’t give fake jewelry (i.e. crystals instead of diamonds)and work out gear.

Handing your bridesmaids “sweating for the wedding” tanks is nothing more than a slap in the face. You share your darkest secrets and hatreds about your body with your bridesmaids and now your gifting them questionable body image, self esteem, and a reevaluation of friendship? Bitch, Please!  When it comes to motivating someone to shape up for a wedding trust me the ill fittings and harsh lighting in taffeta hell will do the trick. The end! 


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